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My Life as a Number.
Sceptics say: I don't think so.
Created on 2004-11-17 15:01:16 (#5177193), last updated 2007-10-02
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| Name: | lowrider_dave |
|---|---|
| Birthdate: | 01-28 |
| Location: | Southampton, United Kingdom |
| Website: | http://www.kirwindesign.co.uk |
I left school after incident involving tigers and bulldog clips. At 21, moved to Texas to start a religious cult called the "Lord Snooty giant electric hairdo" who believed divine spirit came from the misuse of automatic weaponry, taught Jude Law how to herd cows through small Italian restaurants. Chased out of Texas by the sheriffs department with outstanding warrants for arson,the misuse of jelly babies & stapling puppies to noticeboards. Briefly stopped in Japan to win International Drifting Championship and learnt Bushido to beyond the highest Dan level before returning back to Blighty. Paid my way into the upperclass, where I married into nobility and make my living as a dashing chap around town, often seen in a restored classic vehicle with a cloth cap at a jaunty angle. Currently dead for tax reasons.
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anime, b3ta, bob mortimer, chris morris, firefly, graffiti, manga, manic street preachers, many, many things, petrol, sherlock holmes, short skirts, vic revves, weeble and bob
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